Leany the Crooked Christmas Tree

written by Mike Eckart and Christopher S. Torres

Did you ever hear the story of a Christmas tree named Leany

Down in a valley at a Christmas tree farm

Stood a lonely Christmas tree by a big red barn

The Farmer called him Leany cause he didn’t grow straight

The other trees were sold but Leany had to wait

Leany the crooked Christmas tree.

A cozy warm house is where he’d love to be

The farmer says, LEANY STAIGHTEN UP FOR ME!

Cause no one wants to buy a crooked Christmas tree

Now early in December at the Christmas tree farm

Came a very happy family that was full of Christmas charm

The children were excited and they loved the crooked tree

The Mom said, “I don’t know”, The Dad said “leave it up to me”

Leany the crooked Christmas tree

A cozy warm house is where he’d love to be

The farmer says, LEANY STAIGHTEN UP FOR ME!

Cause no one wants to buy a crooked Christmas tree

Back at home where the tree was placed

The Daddy tied up Leany trying to make him stand straight

Leany snapped back and nearly broke the Daddy’s arm

The Daddy kicked him out and yelled “BACK TO THE FARM!”

One day at the farm there was a call from overseas

a man asked “Hey farmer Do you have a tree for me?

This place a notta straight we need a crooked tree

To celebrate the Christmas can you please-a help-a me

Nowww…the’ The Leaning tower of Pisa is where Leany is tonight

With ornaments and lights now Leany’s shining bright

So always remember if you are a crooked tree

You’ll have a Merry Christmas in the place you meant to be

Leany the crooked Christmas tree

The “Leaning Tower of Pisa” That’s where Leany loves to be

The farmer says “Leany you’re a very special tree”

Cause someone always needs a crooked Christmas tree

Oh Leany The Crooked Christmas Tree

© 2017 (Eckart/Torres) / Doll Factory Music/ BMI/ BMG